The Wolf and her belowed Swine realised it could never work out between them, because her teeth were sharp as sarcasm and everytime they kissed the Swine started bleeding. They tried, they really did, but some stories are just too bizarre for happy endings.
The Wolf got with the Tiger instead, just like you could predict, and the Swine decided to learn all the lyrics in 'Dark Side of the Moon' by Pink Floyd by heart to help ease the pain.
Unfortunately this monastic exercise didn't help ease his pain the slightest bit, so after three days of crying and listening to that horrible wailing in 'The Great Gig in the Sky', he got up, and said to himself thusly:
"Well. That's enough. Fuck it."